Rumorville: CW Source Hottie Bracket Wreaks Havoc
Just when you thought the drama was over, we've got more fallout from the CW Source Hottie Awards. The results have shaken up the sets of One Tree Hill and Supernatural.
According to our sources, both Sophia Bush and Bethany Joy Galeotti were following the polls closely.
"Bethany was thrilled to win, but was maybe a little disappointed with the men's result," said our mole. "Once she found out that she might be paired with both Winchesters, she insisted the tech support guys on staff write a program that would clear her computer's cookies twice a minute. I think she was responsible for at least half of the BiBro votes. Can you blame her?"
Things have been stormy on the Supernatural set since the verdict came down. An anonymous crew member tells us that Jared has retreated to his trailer and demanded several pints of Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough ice cream and a steady supply of Bartles & James Fuzzy Navel wine coolers.
"It's getting ugly here," our source says. "Every once in a while, you'll hear a sob, and I could swear I heard him say 'Why, God, Why? Why does no one love me?' a few times."
According to our source, Sophia Bush has been dispatched from North Carolina to try to talk Jared through this crushing disappointment.
But it doesn't end there. The biggest news is a shocker: our sources tell us bracket winners Bethany Joy Galeotti and Jensen Ackles, prompted by their recent victories, have begun secretly dating, and are on the cusp of announcing their engagement. CW network executives are said to be thrilled.
"We love this development," said a CW bigwig who asked to remain anonymous. "They're two gorgeous people from two of our hottest shows, and that's just magic for us. Besides, we've already drawn up a contract to ensure that any kids they may have will be automatically signed to a holding deal with us as soon as they're conceived. Can you imagine? Those kids would be hotter than Brangelina's babies!"
More news, plus hot Bethany-and-Jensen pictures, after the break!
April Fools!
Comments
emm.. love it.
Posted by: sninasigh | April 15, 2009 7:58 PM
Haha. A Dane Cook reference, Jen? Hi-larious!
Posted by: Malevolent | April 2, 2008 10:59 PM
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LOL
Jared: I did my best! *sniff* I did my best! I did my best! *sob* **
LMAO OMG! Anneabell, I think I'm a little bit in love with you. That's beautiful lol
Posted by: Jen | April 2, 2008 4:16 PM
OK, I admit you had me til about half way through haha.
Nice work :)
Posted by: Kerri-Ann | April 2, 2008 6:20 AM
LOL! that was really funny!
Anything that has Supernatural and One Tree Hill together, which are my two favorite shows, is great..So I really loved this!
Posted by: Sammi | April 1, 2008 9:49 PM
What a great article!!!hahahahahahahahahahaha
Sarah, have you been getting down with the trickster?
Posted by: jas | April 1, 2008 6:46 PM
lmfao!! wow, u almost had me there. but as soon as i read "... and I could swear I heard him say, 'Why, God? Why? Why does no one love me?'" i knew tht this wasn't true. but i have to commend you on your awesome creative writing skillz!!
Posted by: Mary | April 1, 2008 5:52 PM
Very cute! I am glad light can be made of all the sillyness!
Posted by: Anneabell | April 1, 2008 5:24 PM
LOL
Jared: I did my best! *sniff* I did my best! I did my best! *sob*
Posted by: EIO | April 1, 2008 3:44 PM
you guys are too funny!!!
I could so picture Jared making a huge deal out of not winning.. being all Drama Queen!
Happy April fools day!
Posted by: Kristy | April 1, 2008 1:29 PM
Excellent - very inspired!
Wonder how many people will think this is real - is April Fool's Day celebrated worldwide?
Wonder how much work is actually being done today on the normally prank-filled Supernatural set?
Have fun today!
Ciao, A
Posted by: scorpio1311 | April 1, 2008 11:51 AM
That was good. You people are just crazy.
Posted by: tona234angel | April 1, 2008 11:39 AM
LOL
THat one is really great :D
Posted by: Räbbi | April 1, 2008 11:11 AM
I read the first few lines with my jaw dropped, and then got to Jared and the ice cream, remembered what day it was, and just about had a fit laughing.
That was brilliant, thank you.
Posted by: Miss Michelle | April 1, 2008 11:04 AM
Oh the drama! LOL Thanks for the laugh ladies!
I was particularly amused with the mental picture of Jared locking himself in his trailer with pints of ice cream sobbing! LOL
Jared with lots of sugar. he wouldn't be sobbing, he'd be squeeing. LOL
Great job, ladies, that was a great laugh! :)
Posted by: Stacie | April 1, 2008 11:01 AM
I'm dying. This was so funny! Sad thing is, I could see the CW trying to sign Bethany and Jensen's unborn children. :)
Posted by: Em | April 1, 2008 10:24 AM
LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous | April 1, 2008 10:20 AM
Oh you got me! LOL. That was pretty funny.
Even though Jared is engaged to Sandra McCoy, I was a little excited that Sophia Bush would help Jared through his terrible letdown. I don't know, I think they'd be cute together. :]
Happy April Fools Day!
Posted by: Corinne | April 1, 2008 10:17 AM
Too Funny!! You had me going for a second.
Thanks for the laugh!
Posted by: Linda | April 1, 2008 10:17 AM
LOL, you guys are hilarious. This is way too funny. Thanks for the good laugh.
Posted by: longlostlove | April 1, 2008 10:05 AM
Haha, I love April fools, and this article is one of the best I have seen! Made my day brighter with the laughs that I got from it. Thanks! :-)
Posted by: Stephanie | April 1, 2008 9:52 AM
ahahahahahahahhahaa, guys, you're awesome! ahahahahaha
I won't lie, you didn't get me, but I was laughing hard here, congrats!
;)
Kisses,
Shaula
Posted by: Shaula | April 1, 2008 9:50 AM